Puhrgatroyd Ponderings

Hehllo Blohgger, Blohgspot people. My name ihs Puhrgatroyd ahnd I ahm a pohtted pahlm treee. Sohrry fohr bahd typihng buht my frohnds ahre a biht frahgile; my neglectrix doesn't tahke vehry good cahre of mee :( Iht's beeen ages sihnce shee fehd me soh maybee this blohg wihll reemind hehr of hehr rehsponibilitiees....